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Ctrl+V
« on: October 01, 2017, 01:10:05 PM »
Lets get a random thread going here, just paste whatever you have in your clipboard right now into the thread! I'll start:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9l8CsKP0SY
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Re: Ctrl+V
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2017, 08:10:44 PM »

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Re: Ctrl+V
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2017, 08:08:44 AM »

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Re: Ctrl+V
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2017, 03:12:39 PM »
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Re: Ctrl+V
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2017, 03:07:37 PM »
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Re: Ctrl+V
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2017, 03:11:38 PM »
(since I have clipboard history, I decided to find a past clip that is actually interesting =P, herego:)
Code: [Select]
const { Component, h, render } = window.preact;

var FromCode = shortHand(`
-
  function testing(str){
    return str.toUpperCase();
  }
div.app
  header
    h1 [App [Test].red].branded
    h2 {testing(props.message)}
  main(test={props.attr} more bare="wee")
    ul
      : props.items.map(i => <> )
        li#{i} Item {i}
`);
function resultsIn(){
  function anonymous(props
    /*``*/) {
      function testing(str){
        return str.toUpperCase();
      };
     return h('div',{'class': `app`},[],[
      h('header',{},[],[
        h('h1',{},[
          h('span', {'class': `branded`},[
            `App `,
            h('span', {'class': `red`},`Test`)
          ])
        ],[]),
        h('h2',{},`${testing(props.message)}`,[])
      ]),
      h('main',{'test': props.attr, 'more': `true`, 'bare': `wee`},[],[
        h('ul',{},[],[
          [1,2,3,4,5].map(i => [
            h('li',{'id': i},`Item ${i}`,[])
          ] )
        ])
      ])
    ])
    }
}

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Re: Ctrl+V
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2017, 08:31:59 PM »
Irresistible force paradox: What would happen if an unstoppable force hit an immovable object?
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Re: Ctrl+V
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2018, 11:30:32 PM »
Stakes Is High
"I am not stopping the vehicle. There's no "I" in martyrdom."
--My SL after I asked to get out of a bombcar

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Re: Ctrl+V
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2018, 12:55:29 AM »
Original source code from the Apollo missions computer programming, this proves that even back in the day programmers got bored and screwed around lol. (Some editing was done to keep it short)


# Filename:   BURN_BABY_BURN--MASTER_IGNITION_ROUTINE.agc
# Purpose:    Part of the source code for Luminary 1A build 099.
#      It is part of the source code for the Lunar Module's (LM)
#      Apollo Guidance Computer (AGC), for Apollo 11.
#
# BURN, BABY, BURN -- MASTER IGNITION ROUTINE

      BANK   36
      SETLOC   P40S
      BANK
      EBANK=   WHICH
      COUNT*   $$/P40
#     
#          HONI SOIT QUI MAL Y PENSE
#
#   ***********************************************
#      TABLES FOR THE IGNITION ROUTINE
#   ***********************************************
#
#         NOLI SE TANGERE

P12TABLE   VN   0674      # (0)
      TCF   ULLGNOT      # (1)
      TCF   COMFAIL3   # (2)
      TCF   GOCUTOFF   # (3)
      TCF   TASKOVER   # (4)
      TCF   P12SPOT      # (5)
      DEC   0      # (6)   NO ULLAGE
      EBANK=   WHICH
      2CADR   SERVEXIT   # (7)

      TCF   DISPCHNG   # (11)
      TCF   WAITABIT   # (12)
      TCF   P12IGN      # (13)

P40TABLE   VN   0640      # (0)
      TCF   ULLGNOT      # (1)
      TCF   COMFAIL4   # (2)
      TCF   GOPOST      # (3)
      TCF   TASKOVER   # (4)
      TCF   P40SPOT      # (5)
# Page 732
      DEC   2240      # (6)
      EBANK=   OMEGAQ
      2CADR   STEERING   # (7)

      TCF   P40SJUNK   # (11)
      TCF   WAITABIT   # (12)
      TCF   P40IGN      # (13)
      TCF   REP40ALM   # (14)

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Re: Ctrl+V
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2018, 10:12:47 AM »
Original source code from the Apollo missions computer programming, this proves that even back in the day programmers got bored and screwed around lol. (Some editing was done to keep it short)


# Filename:   BURN_BABY_BURN--MASTER_IGNITION_ROUTINE.agc
# Purpose:    Part of the source code for Luminary 1A build 099.
#      It is part of the source code for the Lunar Module's (LM)
#      Apollo Guidance Computer (AGC), for Apollo 11.
#
# BURN, BABY, BURN -- MASTER IGNITION ROUTINE

      BANK   36
      SETLOC   P40S
      BANK
      EBANK=   WHICH
      COUNT*   $$/P40
#     
#          HONI SOIT QUI MAL Y PENSE
#
#   ***********************************************
#      TABLES FOR THE IGNITION ROUTINE
#   ***********************************************
#
#         NOLI SE TANGERE

P12TABLE   VN   0674      # (0)
      TCF   ULLGNOT      # (1)
      TCF   COMFAIL3   # (2)
      TCF   GOCUTOFF   # (3)
      TCF   TASKOVER   # (4)
      TCF   P12SPOT      # (5)
      DEC   0      # (6)   NO ULLAGE
      EBANK=   WHICH
      2CADR   SERVEXIT   # (7)

      TCF   DISPCHNG   # (11)
      TCF   WAITABIT   # (12)
      TCF   P12IGN      # (13)

P40TABLE   VN   0640      # (0)
      TCF   ULLGNOT      # (1)
      TCF   COMFAIL4   # (2)
      TCF   GOPOST      # (3)
      TCF   TASKOVER   # (4)
      TCF   P40SPOT      # (5)
# Page 732
      DEC   2240      # (6)
      EBANK=   OMEGAQ
      2CADR   STEERING   # (7)

      TCF   P40SJUNK   # (11)
      TCF   WAITABIT   # (12)
      TCF   P40IGN      # (13)
      TCF   REP40ALM   # (14)

Or they were just super excited about being a part of human history.  ;)

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Re: Ctrl+V
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2018, 04:01:37 PM »
HAHAHA that's awesome! I think it's just part of the culture. And it helps to keep things light occasionally when you know one wrong line will kill people, and waste billions. I think it's necessary for decompressing the human programmer. =P =)

Code: [Select]
int angle = xbox.getPOV()
If (angle == -1) return "none";
If (angle > 337   || angle < 23) return "up"
If (angle > 67   && angle < 113) return "right"
If (angle > 157 && angle < 213) return "down"
If (angle > 247 && angle < 293) return "left"


// (via maths) Alternate Version
angle = Math.floor( ( (angle+22.5) % 360 ) / 45)
switch(angle) {
    case 0: return "up";
    case 2: return "right";
    case 4: return "down";
    case 6: return "left";
}

EDIT: Forgot to paste my clipboard
« Last Edit: February 25, 2018, 06:05:00 PM by ZenPhire »
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