facepunch: "i caught my dad with his meat in my gf"

[Evoke]

lead_farmer

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) – small, white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right to me. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he just acts clueless.

3 weeks later, I'm coming home from work when I see clear as day, right in my kitchen; my dad with his meat in my GF. I was so mad and told him to get his meat out of my GF and get out of my house. Needless to say my GF got turned off and I just couldn't get over it. That night I kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and needless to say, I haven’t seen my GF. Also my dad has the audacity to ask my how my GF has been when he's the damn reason we aren’t together anymore.
Should I get off the computer and go and kick his ass or what or just pack my stuff up and leave?



Here’s a picture of my GF, because I know you’ll be asking.

http://i.imgur.com/kL2lD.jpg

i piffing lol'd irl xD

[ZenPhire]

LMAO... I didn't see that coming. =P

[SnakeShit]

OH, GF.  Didn't get that at first..

[Five_O]

Holy Mother of Pearl....I did not see that coming at all....good one, very good one

[yourworst]

haha wish i didn't catch on half way through

[Marxman]

I lol'ed