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weird stuff that has happened to you/been done by you
« on: August 09, 2010, 02:14:04 am »
so i was kinda browsing the net and decided to refresh the page
moved my hand to the F keys, but instead of F5 i pressed F1 several times, started to think why are the help pages opening.. so i look at keyboard and realize the mistake, then move hand 1 key to the right and continiue pressing for another 2 minutes before realizing that its F2

it was 7AM at the time and i was still slightly buzzin from the events previous evening (+ had no sleep)

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Re: weird stuff that has happened to you/been done by you
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2010, 03:28:23 pm »
Some guy called saying he was from Homeland security, said that there was a dangerous package arriving at noon and not to open it. Heard a dog barking in the background... I'm thinking, DHS does not allow dogs at work, and if it were real, they would just show up in person, not call. I called him a con and hung up, then backtraced the call to jamaica! This is where it gets weird, right after that, I get a ring at the door, UPS has dropped off a package! I look through the key-hole and start doubting everything. I consider taking the package out into the grassy field, cut the tape, attach string to the flap and open it from 100 feet away (in case of explosives, lol). Finally I work the balls up to open the damn thing...








It was a gift package from my mother after their trip to Disney world. A backpack, and a Mickey Mouse throw.

I laughed for nearly 10 minutes straight. =P
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Re: weird stuff that has happened to you/been done by you
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2010, 04:48:49 pm »
then who was phone D:

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Re: weird stuff that has happened to you/been done by you
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2010, 06:20:44 pm »
Some guy called saying he was from Homeland security, said that there was a dangerous package arriving at noon and not to open it. Heard a dog barking in the background... I'm thinking, DHS does not allow dogs at work, and if it were real, they would just show up in person, not call. I called him a con and hung up, then BACKTRACED the call to jamaica! This is where it gets weird, right after that, I get a ring at the door, UPS has dropped off a package! I look through the key-hole and start doubting everything. I consider taking the package out into the grassy field, cut the tape, attach string to the flap and open it from 100 feet away (in case of explosives, lol). Finally I work the balls up to open the damn thing...








It was a gift package from my mother after their trip to Disney world. A backpack, and a Mickey Mouse throw.

I laughed for nearly 10 minutes straight. =P
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Re: weird stuff that has happened to you/been done by you
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2010, 06:37:13 pm »
Needs less 4chan. It's not funny anymore.

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Re: weird stuff that has happened to you/been done by you
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2010, 06:54:28 pm »
I don't get it... You never traced a phone call before? I'm confused. =P
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Re: weird stuff that has happened to you/been done by you
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2010, 07:50:35 pm »
ok anyways back to topic.... i got nothing...

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Re: weird stuff that has happened to you/been done by you
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2010, 11:01:21 pm »
thunderwolf: me and my friend shane found a frozen 2 liter bottle of diet coke
>.> ęvØĸęŕzz <.<: lol k
thunderwolf: is it safe to drink? we unfroze it
Blue left chat.
>.> ęvØĸęŕzz <.<: when's the expiration date?
thunderwolf: idk i guess it is
thunderwolf: well give some to his brother and see what happens
>.> ęvØĸęŕzz <.<: if he survives, its safe, if he gets sick, its safe-ish, if he dies, its less safe
thunderwolf: lol
๔ÅяK₩○ȽF: lol
๔ÅяK₩○ȽF: goodluck with that

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