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« on: November 27, 2011, 11:26:06 pm »
So a baby seal walks into a club...
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Re: Untitled
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2011, 12:43:13 am »
then there were pixelated buckets

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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2011, 01:11:43 am »
the baby seal thinking there would be water in those pixelated buckets...

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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2011, 02:14:51 pm »
... dove in, only to be teleported to the Sahara. ...
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Re: Untitled
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2011, 06:13:34 pm »
I guess nobody got my joke...my first post was the whole joke xD
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Re: Untitled
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2011, 10:01:59 pm »
The seal did not think this joke was funny.

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Re: Untitled
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2011, 03:41:14 pm »
Toffle gets it  :D
Whether the seal finds it funny or not, I find it rather hilarious. I know I have posted this "joke" before, but that turned into a flame war that got completely out of hand xD
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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2011, 04:16:17 pm »
I guess nobody got my joke...my first post was the whole joke xD
I got the joke. ;) it's my way of softening it so you don't seem coldhearted. (also, stories are fun!)


[Edit: I'm bad at sarcastic prodding humor in text form, so I just removed it. After rereading my reply it started to sound   like it could be taken offensively. Sorry if it came off aggressive. =P]
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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2011, 04:33:58 pm »
I guess nobody got my joke...my first post was the whole joke xD
We got the joke genius. ;) it's our way of softening it so you don't seem like a coldhearted bastard and to sidestep a flame war. (also it's creative)

Way to take there hint there buddy. LOL =P =)
Well sometimes you have to be a coldhearted bastard when it comes to humor =P
I find the joke amusing, but I wouldn't personally be out there beating seals with a club. Unless, of course, I was in a situation where I had to xD
I apologize for any apparent immaturity...but people seemed to have completely missed the point of the last time I posted this. I know I am awesome and was greatly missed, but that last topic just got way out of hand >.<
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« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2011, 04:48:59 pm »
Indeed you were missed man. And no worries, I'm just joking anyway. We all know you aren't a RL baby seal killer. But any jokes that are controversial should probably go in the private area (just in case). ;)
(While this is only barely controversial, it can be disturbing to some) Then again I'm probably just over estimating people's reactions. These days I just don't want to risk turning away any prospective member. lol
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« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2011, 05:33:38 pm »
He's pretty much saying restrict all your jokes to the private area  :P
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« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2011, 11:34:09 pm »
It's just a fukin seal, I'd club and eat it. What so immature about that?  I didn't get the initial joke and was led astray by evoke anyway, but the more I think about it, the tastier that seal looks.

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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2011, 10:54:32 am »
It's just a fukin seal, I'd club and eat it. What so immature about that?  I didn't get the initial joke and was led astray by evoke anyway, but the more I think about it, the tastier that seal looks.
The joke isn't isn't immature in that way, but it does risk offending animal rights activists. It's like a dead baby joke, just not appropriate for the whole public if you are aiming not to offend anybody. There are people who consider the practice cruel (that the animals are still conscious when being skinned).  Just trying to be proactive about encouraging people to use the private area. =P
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« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2011, 11:05:05 am »
The joke isn't isn't immature in that way, but it does risk offending animal rights activists. There are people who consider the practice cruel (that the animals are still conscious when being skinned).  Just trying to be proactive about encouraging people to use the private area. =P

I understand what you are saying, let's just use the private area. 

However, I am lolling at "offending animal rights activists", that is funnier to me than the joke itself.  So much for putting up a recruitment post on the PETA forums.

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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2011, 11:10:12 am »
LOL, yeah I suppose I'm just being ridiculous, that ship sailed long ago I imagine. LOL
It's hard being the only hippie here. Maybe the baby has me hypersensitive to any violence at all. I bet Tom and Jerry cartoons would upset me, haha.  :P
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