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omniconsumer

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Snake Bites Mans Ball Sac
« on: February 20, 2012, 01:51:05 pm »
LOL  This is kind of funny.  Dude gets bit by a deadly snake in the balls.  He then asks his friend to suck out the venom! His friend refused LOL, and then drove him to the hospital 40 minutes away. 

Begs the question, would you suck the venom out of your friends ball sac?  Funny stuff.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4132958/Snake-bit-me-Down-Undargh.html

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Re: Snake Bites Mans Ball Sac
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2012, 03:59:28 pm »
Oh wow way too funny! I really don't think I could do that. If it looked really serious and he were surely going to die otherwise, then perhaps, but I'd need a wet-nap or something he he.

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Re: Snake Bites Mans Ball Sac
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2012, 11:37:03 pm »
I feel bad for the snake. Wake up to some guy crapping on you and then get a mouthful of sweaty sack...

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Re: Snake Bites Mans Ball Sac
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2012, 12:36:55 pm »
I feel bad for the snake. Wake up to some guy crapping on you and then get a mouthful of sweaty sack...

LoL.  I didn't think about that.  Now I kind of feel bad for the snake as well.