Author Topic: Confucius Say  (Read 1456 times)

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Confucius Say
« on: August 16, 2014, 12:02:15 pm »
Confucius Say




Virginity like
bubble, one prick, all gone.


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Man with hand in
pocket feel cocky all day.


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Foolish man give
wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.


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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.


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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.


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War does not
determine who is right, war determine who is
left.


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Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse.


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Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.


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It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.


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Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot.

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Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in
church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator
smell different to midget.
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Re: Confucius Say
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2014, 01:41:46 pm »
LOL Now that is some Funy crap i need to remember and use
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Re: Confucius Say
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2014, 05:14:39 pm »
LMAO, thanks for sharing the collection. =)
“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” – Plato